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Female Demotivational Poster


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


Safety First -




STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




IRONY -




FEMALE VALETS -




OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male v***** p****
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

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concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende ***y girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


CHANGE -




SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball




case -


TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

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Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"


TAGS: stormtroopers star wars female girls
Rating: 2.72/5

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Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Please... at least neither has a gut.
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:06 am
they aint that hard on the eyes...
pro - January 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Especially if they keep their helmets on.
MustyK - January 2, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm sure that when they get n****, they'll look prettier.


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


COLD HARD TRUTH -


TAGS: life time female nature relationship unsatisfied
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Must.... not.... nazi.... this....


VALENTINE'S DAY -




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Female Ninjas -




Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter


TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
d*** giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...


THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.




ADULTERY -


TAGS: women men female
Rating: 2.5/5

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pavel - August 30, 2008, 2:05 am
This is sooo true, such a good (and a serious, in a good way) poster


I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY -


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm

lol


CLEANING THE CANOE -




NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




FEMALE DRIVERS -




HILLBAMA - go,go president!


TAGS: obama is female zomg
Rating: 2.06/5
agdaniele - May 21, 2009, 12:02 am
Tim Meadows starring in the off-broadway musical "Joe Dirt"
ME - May 20, 2009, 11:10 am
Looks like Don Johnson
_ - October 5, 2008, 2:08 am
Yet another bad idea from a Republican (because not even a Democrat could be THIS retarded)


Male or Female -




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


Common Objects -




Male or Female -




artistic photography -




THE MODERN FEMALE FORM -




From Me To You Kid -




Battle Of The Sexes -




RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


HOT FEMALE ASSASINS - Make the job seem a lot more sexier and cooler than it really is.


TAGS: h** female assasins ***ier cooler
Rating: 4/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
@rudeboy308, Totally agree. Even if I had to read the movie...
rudeboy308 - July 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
The original French version is cooler, darker, and ***ier than the American remake with Bridget Fonda.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 8:25 am

great movie


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 2.97/5
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:20 pm
"All-Female Party" is one of my favorite DVD's. I keep it next to "Where the Boys Aren't" and "Lesbian Spank Inferno."


XX -




FEMALE EDUCATION - Not really making much headway




STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married


TAGS: marriage kellydewinter female stormtrooper
Rating: 2.73/5

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Arkot - April 1, 2011, 3:43 am
sorry but i have to point out that it should be ***IX not ***VIIII


UP CLOSE - but alas, still not personal




WHO'S SOLDIER IS THIS? - It's only 0600 hrs "ICE CREAM?" Have yer first line supervisor report 2 me with 2 canteens of water


TAGS: soldier army desert pt female
Rating: 2.41/5

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unowho - June 9, 2009, 1:56 pm
looks like camp bhuering dfac kuwait.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:41 pm
If you had an ice cream bar in the mideast, you'd be armed too.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
At least she has her weapon with her. That should count for something.


THE STONE AGE -


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

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Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, h** she is


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.95/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:21 pm
That one on the far left is a dude, for all intents and purposes anyway.


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.63/5
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
... because they dare to show their legs, Dess?
Dess - October 19, 2008, 10:13 pm
Switzerland and Puerto Rico appear to be s**ts.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:22 pm
You suck, but at least you're not obsessing about the female tongue.


IF YOU BUILD IT -




Fear -




Understanding Women -


TAGS: women female psyche manual book
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 6, 2016, 7:03 am
UP yours, how true
ipaprime - October 6, 2016, 12:27 am
Volume 1 of 5.


Stormy Weather -


TAGS: storm brewing female flamingo ankles
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:46 am
----if you mention her b***? Cat 5!!!! 5LOL lions!


Big whoop -


TAGS: deer female rack
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 20, 2016, 9:56 am
Funny, UP yours


Pandora's Box -




Female Time Management -




D.W.F-. -




Not tonight honey, -


TAGS: female problems
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2015, 10:30 am
Hard to trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die.


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